Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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