turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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