hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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