I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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