We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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