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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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