I don't think brook has ever known best
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
