you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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