Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
