I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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