She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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