so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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