Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize