Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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