3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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