matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
operation harelip BJ is a go
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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