that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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