Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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