I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she smelled like a LAN party
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.