Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)

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(760): View more from California

dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.

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(360): View more from Washington

We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.

(1-360): View more from Washington

I absolutely love you.

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(716): View more from New York

I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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(713): View more from Texas

His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.

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(416): View more from Toronto

When did you hit me on the head with a stool?

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(305): View more from Florida

I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...

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