the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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