What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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