If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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