You don't have asthma, your pregnant
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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