Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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