i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
that is very illegal...i love you.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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