We're like a lot better than the average bears
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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