Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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