real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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