Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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