I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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