Barsexuality is the new black.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize