actually, I'm a sock model
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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