found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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