I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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