I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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