I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
