Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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