In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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