we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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