how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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