Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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