By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
she looked like the before picture.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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