He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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