The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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