So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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