WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
lol hangovers are for mortals.