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• (614): View more from Ohio

  i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  im trying to make cookies in the george foreman

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• (650): View more from California

  I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.

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  I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Im just a social blackout drinker.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time

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  you DO IT for the people

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