i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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