it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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