Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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