shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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