For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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