So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
honey bunches of taint.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
They have beer where we have blood.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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