come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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