That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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