Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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