did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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