Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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