Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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