it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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