This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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