Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
false alarm, still single
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