super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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