So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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