I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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